Gossip_Girl_season_6

 

1. Gosip Girl here... your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

2. Blair, I just got invited to the Institute of Arts and Letters' summer artists retreat.

3. That's incredible! But what could possibly be the problem, besides Rome in August?

4. I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write the book about the Upper East Side.

5. My computer's gone.

6, It's Gosip Girl. She took it.

7. After we got the address for tonight, I gave it to Gosip Girl.

8. I just need you to keep our agreement.

9. Take down Lily.

10. You can't hold me responsible for everything bad in your life.

11. I can because you are.

12. I want you gone for good.

13. Pack your things.

14. Serena, there is no "us" and...and now that our parents are splitting up, I never have to see you again.

15. Do you have what I asked for?

16. What did we bury in that coffin?

17. Starting today, I will be the only Bass in Bass Industries.

18. All I've done is work to protect your legacy.

19. And pine after Blair Waldorf.

20. I'm gonna take over my mother's company, and it can be our future.

21. You said I always bet against you, but this time I'm all in.

22. And who am I?

23. That's a secret I'll never tell.

24. You know you love me.

25. X.O.X.O., Gosip Girl.

26. Could it be any hotter?

27. It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned.

28. Otherwise, your summer "Under the Tuscan Sun" would end up under a scalpel, removing a melanoma.

29. I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy?

30. I should be at the workshop right now in Rome with all of the other writers, writing.

31. You shouldn't be creating in a workshop.

32. You're not an elf.

33. Besides, how can you possibly be inspired inside?

34. But here, on the other hand, if you're really looking for payback, then what better place to knock the Upper East Side out of the dark ages than in the cradle of the renaissance itself?